hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006

hairy zero cool

this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.

that haircut is 'hairy zero cool'!

by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006

Hairy Douglas

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

by Peanut2630 July 7, 2008

Harry-Pottering

The act of staying at college over Thanksgiving, Christmas, and spring vacations, just like Harry did for every vacation.

Roommate: Hey, are you going home for Thanksgiving break?

You: Nah, plane tickets are too expensive. I'm Harry-Pottering it this time.

by collegium September 25, 2011

hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

by h, December 8, 2009

Hairy Stabwound

Another term for a womans vagina which is hairy in the pubic region and generally not a good looking vagina.

"i got with this girl last night,she had the ugliest pussy ever..it was like a hairy stabwound."

"she put her hairy stabwound in my face and i swear i burped and a little sick came up."

by the coza January 18, 2010

Harry Nutts

A freaking awesome person.

Doug: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
John: Yeah, my ex-wife had sex with him...

Cynthia: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
Lisa: Oh my god, I want his dick inside me NOW.

by Harry Nutts September 16, 2012