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Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.
I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

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Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?
by Sparky897 December 22, 2003
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happy slapping

The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.

In America we call this practice assault and I do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it.
Some british kids went happy slapping in LA and got their shit messed up.
by Hobbe April 28, 2005
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happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.
chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).
by K-man2 May 10, 2006
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hairy oyster

i was eating her hairy oyster
by tmfnd September 23, 2007
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hairy edge

I'm on the hairy edge of insanity!
by David Jez July 28, 2006
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Hyperbolic (THE HAPPY POPLE ZONE)

Hyperbolic...... A place where friends and family meet up to listen to hardcore music!!
Wow isn't Grantie a LEGEND for being the Promoter for Hyperbolic (THE HAPPY POPLE ZONE) all the ravers love the awesome friendly atmosphere over there and everyone there is safe as!!
by DanDanTheRavinMan=) February 26, 2010
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A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.
O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!
by borisbaran January 21, 2007
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