Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

by CL69 May 14, 2008

Cheese Hand

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009

hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

Justice hand

A downward slap in the face to someone who has done you wrong, lied, or in any means made your life complicated. Unlike it's counter parts AKA the bitch slap, and pimp slap which is only inteneded to humiliate, and gain currency

Some one is spreading rumors about you at work. Thus creating alot of tension from co-workers, so you would confront that person and give them the justice hand. Smacking them down to the floor so they look up at you and realize to respect.

by Endos October 16, 2008