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Mac Hammer

A computer program designed to de-bug Macintosh OS.
My computer isn't booking - maybe the Mac Hammer can fix it.
by Macuser999 July 30, 2009
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Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it
Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.
by Moosushi July 15, 2010
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Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013
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Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!
by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017
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The Jam Hammer

During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"
So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!
by Krista Jonny D November 11, 2007
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on the hammer

1)To be out on the town drinking to get drunk. Can be used in this sense even before one has started drinking.
2)To get drunk.
3)To be drunk.
1)"Bro, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"I'm keen to get on the hammer!"
2)"Let's get on the hammer cuz!"
3)"You punters on the piss?"
"Yea bro. We're on the hammer tonight!"
by Dave Remillard December 29, 2007
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gravity hammer

A weapon in halo three used by noobs to kill other noobs
noob 1: OMG a guy with a gravity hammer!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!1377!!!

noob 2: BOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
by s98 October 27, 2007
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