Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf February 13, 2011
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west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI
british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away
by rozlarrr June 04, 2023
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spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM
1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham
by sk8Trs July 04, 2020
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Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019
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Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.
Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?
by Biotchofks February 22, 2017
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Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker
He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.
by mah2220 May 01, 2022
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Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 08, 2009
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