Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 21, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

soap gum

gum that has gone through the washer and makes you hyper.

Did you have soap gum today? You are hyper.
Why does this gum taste weird? It went through the washer.

by weirdo 6666777755440 November 22, 2011

Da gum

Dang gum is a saying to replace cuss words. YEE YEE

Hey Jeff your wife died, Well Da Gum. Its about time!

by Penisiisi August 13, 2022

Gum

A person who is stuck on you like gum is on a shoe.

This person follows you around and you can't seem to get rid of them.

An annoying person who follows you like a dog

Amy is my gum. Whatever I do, she just follows me around and won't take the hint.

by KingDavid5012 November 3, 2022