Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.

"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"

by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017

grannymeatpie

A bunch of old people fucking

Hey I love watching some grannymeatpie

by Dickface1111 September 2, 2017

Granny drain

(drain the granny out of it)

It means getting every last bit.

Bitch, come granny drain My dick!!

by Lanabanana69 September 8, 2017

Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits

I have a swoll granny

by Ms.keith October 17, 2017

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018