bitch gobble

A bad ass mother fucking swimmer. He gets all the girls and gets laid every night. Just ask his roommate. Poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. He throws sick parties and you can ask any Columbia student. He's only good at one type of the breaststroke.

I want to go Bitch Gobble's party tonight, it's going to be a huge rager.

Bitch Gobble is the best I've been with in bed.

by ilikebitches69 September 1, 2014

gobble gobble

Some crazy black dude was yelling this in the middle of the street. Now we yell it at strippers while drunk.

Hey baby! Gobble gobble!

by Dalmuti February 28, 2005

salty sauce gobbler

pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.

I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.

by Zaphod Beetlebrox April 29, 2005

gobble

verb. using your under hand and sweeping a under chin of another person. slowly going from the back of there jaw to the front.

Erica just got gobbled.

by Dazzle893 February 4, 2008

cookie gobbler

when a man is having hardcore sex doggy style and the man places a plate of cookies on her back and eats them when he has finished he takes the crumbs and stuffs them up her vagina to return to eat them later

i cookie gobbler a chica so hard im sore

by jack and emily December 29, 2008

Glizzy Gobbler.

A male named Aiden who is a simp a furry and (possibly) gay.

Wow that Is a glizzy gobbler

Yea that's Aiden because aiden is a Glizzy Gobbler.

by Skeleton Boy 3000 September 11, 2020

Gobbler

The act of a group of people tapping the forehead of a passed out loser with their penis'.
Usually occurs on a football trip away or a bucks weekend.

Also known as a Turkey Slap.

Oi boys, Petey's passed out, let's give him a Gobbler and tape it for his wedding video.

by Turkey Pete May 2, 2005