Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.

John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.

by mpex January 21, 2009

Jump the Fence

When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.

"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"

by vishnook December 19, 2012

funcle

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

by lilbit78 February 8, 2010

funchies

it meens to have sex e.g fu&& when uve got the mucnhies to fu&&

ok as in munchies,munchies-funchies wen youve got the munchies to fu^@

by billy123 July 28, 2008

funchess

When a guy gets back on after long sexual intimacy.

I'm ready for funchess.

by kragnock October 13, 2007

fencehanger

A bisexual person; a person that is physically attracted to both sexes.

I gotta tell you all right now that I'm a fencehanger and I love both girls and dudes! :D

by JasperM. March 2, 2008