Lag-Fu

The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent

The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.

by Casey Watts July 8, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Fu

a word that means "facts" and can also mean "fire"

(person 1)"bro DoomBoyIIII's music is Fu"

(person 2)"Fu"

by DoomBoyIIII June 12, 2022

Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!

"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!

by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

Fu pas

The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.

"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"

by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022

Tree Fu Tom

A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.

Tree Fu Tom is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow

Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022