bro forma

bro-for-ma

: a perfunctory financial statement that is tailored to appeal to finance/tech bros.

"Hey Chad, the VCs are still non-committal;

it's time to hit em with the bro forma."

by Boer Stearns August 5, 2025

Tesla Froadster

Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.

Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.

by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025

Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025

Shit from a Butt

What was, what is, & what will be.

It’s all Shit from a Butt.

by Schnazzle G January 5, 2026

eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

you came from a great cosmic egg

another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in

why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg

by Sexydimma March 28, 2015

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016