fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

fake friend by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Friend Zone 

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

Friend Zone by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

friend blocker 

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

friend blocker by Medford Man December 24, 2009

friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.

"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"

friend bitch by soopachick April 22, 2010

Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.

Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa

Friend Curse by JuliRoseBarr November 7, 2010

Friendgasm

Noun. The meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another's name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. Friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. In these cases, the involved often finish their Friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous "OMGHOWRU!?"

"I went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly Friendgasm before the party."

"Hannah broke my arm during a brutal Friendgasm at the airport today. I guess she really missed me."

Friendgasm by Lossiel October 28, 2011

friendfic

A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.

I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.

friendfic by Craylay921 November 17, 2013