Friend of Gilgamesh

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Gremlin friend

A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.

*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.

by Leduckyboi January 25, 2021

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009

benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate

What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.

by ray of light March 4, 2011

non-friend

A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.

My friend Lally is dating a non-friend.

by vgv October 19, 2009

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

Luke Friend

Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.

Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.

by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014