Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"
Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
by notawombat2 July 21, 2011
Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja December 08, 2015
A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
by Csmax August 13, 2019
by Sin Dz Nuts March 08, 2023
Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.
by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015
by Mr Out There October 31, 2017
When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.
Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.
by Jojogermany February 20, 2019