Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

flekisha

being very sus, and making your personality all about that.

Person nr 1: "everyone should be gay".

person nr 2: "you're such a Flekisha!".

by Pidor1234 November 15, 2021

Flesh Berg

While sitting in bathtub and you achieve an erection, the tip of your penis can only be out of the water. Then commence masturbation.

"Dude, I just finished playing a game of FLESH BERG...JEALOUS"

by Andy Jackson October 27, 2005

Flesh Crawler

A Dark down cerature with black curculer lines on all legs and around the body most people use it for sex or some for training on in runescape they also make your flech crawl

Flesh Crawler It makes your skin cover in bumps

by Cody beck December 17, 2007

fleshman

to make things UN-cool or to jock the swag of someone.
such as status's,qutoes,

to fleshman or copy someones words,, such as yeah buddy,wine and dine, black betty, and all other things we say or do

by j ratchet December 6, 2011

flesh boy

Andrew Tokley.
A boy that is unnaturally fleshy.

Andrew is a flesh boy

by G-runt July 7, 2008

flesh rocket

lern how to sppel

and pull yr dam pants up

by jace freebase March 4, 2003