Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
by cocoababy November 15, 2014
by fithonker November 17, 2018
When you can’t find something worthless of yours so you start blaming everyone around you for stealing it. After your embarrassing raging fit you find it in the exact place you were looking.
“Your brother in law didn’t break into your house to steal your frozen roasted corn. Stop having a Todd Bridges fit!”
by Loopyloody August 22, 2018
The best male self improvement podcast in the world. It exposes uncomfortable truths in this day & age, as well as exposing the female nature which is used to manipulate men into being docile, soyboys. By watching this podcast, you're guaranteed to become an alpha male IF YOU put in the work.
The people against this podcast however are typically women as exposing anything about them, and their evil practises is often met with backlash due to this leftist, liberal society.
The people against this podcast however are typically women as exposing anything about them, and their evil practises is often met with backlash due to this leftist, liberal society.
Mark: Yo dawg you heard bout the fresh and fit podcast?
Joe: Nah bro
Mark: You need to watch it bro, this shit will turn you from simp TO PIMP.
Joe: oh hell yea, time to get sum bitches on my dick ! ! ! !
Joe: Nah bro
Mark: You need to watch it bro, this shit will turn you from simp TO PIMP.
Joe: oh hell yea, time to get sum bitches on my dick ! ! ! !
by slipz67 April 22, 2022
The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.
“I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
by Mr. Pool May 11, 2017
by Big Pimpin Wog May 19, 2006
Another way to express the ever famous sayings “Fuck you”, "Fuck", "Fucking" ect, it can be used to express feelings, last night sex, or it could be an any time word used in any saying meaning or phase.
"Skittle-fits on you!"
"Did you two skittle last night?"
"Skittle-fits!"
"Skittle-fits! I just spilled soda on my new jeans..."
"Did you two skittle last night?"
"Skittle-fits!"
"Skittle-fits! I just spilled soda on my new jeans..."
by Remirooz April 09, 2007