Fitness is my passion

When you want to do a really unhealthy thing but you do a little healthy thing

When you get a big mac and large fries but get a large diet coke instead of just a large coke

Fitness is my passion

by SPACE JOE March 11, 2020

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014

Your Fit Gran

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass

OMG your fit gran is over there

by fithonker November 17, 2018

fresh and fit podcast

The best male self improvement podcast in the world. It exposes uncomfortable truths in this day & age, as well as exposing the female nature which is used to manipulate men into being docile, soyboys. By watching this podcast, you're guaranteed to become an alpha male IF YOU put in the work.

The people against this podcast however are typically women as exposing anything about them, and their evil practises is often met with backlash due to this leftist, liberal society.

Mark: Yo dawg you heard bout the fresh and fit podcast?
Joe: Nah bro

Mark: You need to watch it bro, this shit will turn you from simp TO PIMP.

Joe: oh hell yea, time to get sum bitches on my dick ! ! ! !

by slipz67 April 22, 2022

24 hour fitness

The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.

“I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”

by Mr. Pool May 11, 2017

tilt ya fitted

A song by Begetz

means to tilt your fitted hat to a certain side of your head

All my hood tilt ya fitted throw ya hat to the side if you with it

by Big Pimpin Wog May 25, 2006

Skittle-Fits

Another way to express the ever famous sayings “Fuck you”, "Fuck", "Fucking" ect, it can be used to express feelings, last night sex, or it could be an any time word used in any saying meaning or phase.

"Skittle-fits on you!"
"Did you two skittle last night?"
"Skittle-fits!"
"Skittle-fits! I just spilled soda on my new jeans..."

by Remirooz April 13, 2007