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Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.
Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...
by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017
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Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'
"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.
by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013
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Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011
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Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
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clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.
Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.
by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016
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gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.
Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.
by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019
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