Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

feedbacker

A person who consistently does not mute the microphone on their phone or computer during a conference call or video chat.

Don't be a feedbacker!

by P.J. Christianson April 1, 2020

Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.

Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020

Feed the children in my basement

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you

god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement

by efhewgh February 2, 2021

Feed Me Jack

good band, I like it :)

person 1: Hey, have you heard of the band Feed Me Jack?
person 2: it's good, I like it

by cyanideundercover July 29, 2021

Feda

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal and respectful person who is shy at first but very outgoing the more you get to know them.

Girl: Have you seen Feda?

Girl 2: Yeah, He's cute

Girl 1: Calm down, he's mine.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022