Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

fairy snuff

A variation of the phrase "Fair Enough"

"How you doin'?" "not too bad" "Fairy Snuff"

by Chris March 4, 2004

fairyface

An old bearded man who comes across as weak and seems frail. In reality he is a badass

Look at the fairyface over there, we could take him.

by bigdaddyvince November 6, 2014

patronaberry fairy

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

by shandrajomama September 23, 2009

laissez faire

I don't give a fuuuuuuck

Vacations in Europe can lead to a Laissez Faire attitude back home.

by citypaintNbody April 8, 2011

fuck up fairy

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.

It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.

by raven lunatic October 30, 2007

fairweather friend

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.

Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004