Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.

That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5

by LordFarquaad June 9, 2011

young factor

Pretending to be sick /injured right before your shift. Just because it’s hard to prove, they actually are.

This person keeps pretending to be sick right before work. It’s the Young factor all over again.

by Joebzell July 28, 2023

Two Factor Authentication

Internet account suicide.

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.

by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

skeeve factor

when the person you are dating and sleeping with has become so distasteful to you, that you can't stand the thought of being with them sexually.

I had gotten to the point of skeeve factor with my ex-boyfriend John, and couldn't stand the thought of him touching me or the idea of ever sleeping with him again.

by Dr. Sexpert November 5, 2010

PH Factor

A measure of an establishments "Pretentious Hippie/Hipster Factor."

Their coffee is damn good but I'm not going back, the PH factor is off the scale.

by BTIII July 25, 2007

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

Ripple Factor

The process of knocking a the dominant "Doer" over while intercourse. This happens when the "Doer", man or woman with strap-on, is having intercourse doggy style with a large individual, man in rear or woman in either. The "Doer" thrusts towards the "Taker". The ripple of the force then travels to the takers head and back to the "Doers" thrusting region. The force knocks the "Doer" over and on their back.

George Bush was suprised by the ripple factor when he pounded Rosie O'Donnell doggy style.

by Towelliie April 14, 2009