platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

face eater

a person who sucks the energy out of another, usually will find a person with a problem or a tragedy, get them to tell the story and (then) suck the life out of them. Face Eaters are easy to spot...the person who seems to be listening intently to someone telling a personal story, but they are staring at the persons mouth (as if to suck the words out) and they are standing way, way too close to the person speaking

hey, Sally broke up with her boyfriend and is telling her friend Whitney over there in the corner. God! could Whitney be standing any closer to Sally? Whats wrong with Sally's face? What a fuckin face eater that Whitney is!! she's swelling up like a damn puffer fish!

by clarkfarley October 31, 2011

Cancer Eater

1. noun - A person having an instinctual and profound concern for others & naturally compelled to help others. This concern is accompanied by an ability or "magic power", to heal, remedy and improve the health, condition & general well-being of others. An apperent side-effect of this seemingly miraculous "ability" seems to be the "cancer eater" will sometime after develop similar or even the exact problem that was "healed". They, for lack of better terms, seem to consume another's pain or ailment.

Cancer Eaters are usually excellent listeners & often are told that they are very easy to talk to. When meeting for the first time, other's often will say something like; "it feels like we have known each other forever" to them. That there is a perceived familiarity toward them. A Cancer Eater will help just about anyone if or when they cross paths with people in need, injured, distressed or having difficulty, whether physically, socially, or mentally/psychologically.

An example of a cancer eater would be the ability of the main character in the movie "The Green Mile".

by lil_king420 November 6, 2013

Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving

We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her

by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022

search or enter web address

you're typing this because you're fucking bored go do something with your life pls for your sake

me, bored: goes to web browser
sees 'search or enter web address'
types it and presses enter
ends up on urban dictionary
makes account and posts definition
the end

by hellabent January 4, 2021

garlic eater

A term Japanese use when referring to Koreans. This is based on Japan rarely (if ever) using Garlic, while Koreans use it quite frequently.

Japanese chefs often refer to Korean food as "the meal of a garlic eater"

by Kenji_03 January 1, 2009

Enterprise

n. An award given simply for participation.

Jimmy - "I entered this contest hoping to win gold, but all I got was this lousy enterprise."

by TangClock February 6, 2009