ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.

Fuck Eli.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020

Diddy Eli

Being freaky with your siblings

Don't do the Diddy Eli

by Ejrhshend August 30, 2025

Eli-sexual

a sexual identity where you solely are attracted to Eli and no other

damn Eli’s so hot, I think I might be Eli-sexual!

by Skksksksksksk November 23, 2021

Eli

that one annoying friend that never leaves you alone(also normally short and dumb)

Eli is a name

by foiwhq3489y November 10, 2021

eli hansen

a lit awesome bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eli hansen is so hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022