eduardo

the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩

eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍

eduardo: yes mamas

by bootyhole lovr April 21, 2022

edward

Edward has a little pp and small balls and loves men and loves eating my asshole thanks daddy fuck me

daddy eat me up from a man edward

by sdfghjs May 25, 2022

Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH

root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason

by hahjncjkwebhcvjheb vjerhb June 5, 2022

Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.

I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.

by Mc double June 30, 2022

Edward V

One of the shortest reigning Kings of England, he never really got to do anything cos he reigned for 2 months, and his Uncle Richard was regent so he was really the ruler, even became King for real after that time.
Edward was also one of the Princes in the Tower

Of all the Edwards, I don't think Edward V was very noteworthy

by BlankCanvas742 December 6, 2022

edgardy

A good type of friend, he makes people laugh. He is sometimes a big and strong person. Great to have around.

You: "Hey! Edgardy! Tell us a joke."

Edgardy: Insert joke here

You and others: Starts laughing

by BeanmanForever December 16, 2022

Edward

An adolescent male human being who believes that saying the N word and making racist jokes is funny. He also aspires to be like Patrick bateman earning him the term "wannabe Patrick bateman" in many peoples contact lists. He thinks that any woman who isn't willing to date him anymore is narcissistic and rude. He is typically into the 'male manipulator' music and films.

edward:

"I took a test online and it said I'm a psychopath. I knew me and patrick bateman were the same!'

by swaggymush April 13, 2023