Eli

Hilarious tall, funny, hot, amazing, one of a kind. He will make you laugh and smile and blush without even trying. he will make some jokes you don’t always like and will never give you gum just his gum wrappers but he’s an amazing friend who is just looking for a girl. He is somewhat flirtatious even if you dating his friends. His smile is to die for it’ll light up your world. every time he catches you looking at him he will smirk and you can’t help but blush and look away smiling. he’s dangerous to be around because you will just want to fall in love with him but you can’t.

Omg did you see the way eli looked at me!???

by life_is_good September 14, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you

“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”

by The gay foggat September 20, 2021

Eli

he usually sucks and pretty much refuses to say he's gay even though we all know it.

Eli is being gay as usual.

by livelaughlovekarenxoxo September 21, 2021

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

Eli

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick he’s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP

Eli is so hot

by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021