by Badass Texan April 1, 2011
Get the Cock-loving-cum-dumpstermug. When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
Get the Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kickmug. An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.
by The_Douche September 2, 2010
Get the Cum guzzling dumpster monkeymug. by G-spence July 20, 2006
Get the amazingly hot cum dumpstermug. A seman craving whore who needs cum to live. Known for living in dumpsters and raping random bystanders. Also know as coke fiends or junkies due to the fact they live in dumpsters and need to suck your dick for money
Hey man check out that cum guzzling dumpster slut sucking off that guy. Oh wait that's your dad and...MY WIFE!!!!
by Drewboobies May 6, 2009
Get the cum guzzling dumpster slutmug. by Balls r life. June 21, 2016
Get the Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slutmug. 1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018
Get the Double Dumpster Camel Wedgemug.