Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."

"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."

by Rude Horse December 14, 2017

Business Drunk

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.

That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.

by likeaboss March 6, 2009

Christine-drunk

A person who is plastered out of their mind.

MUST include:

-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning

"I got Christine-drunk last night!!"

Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"

by victims of Christine-drunk November 22, 2010

drunk john

probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.

"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."

by scurrvyy January 19, 2005

drunk rolling

the act of takeing the wallets of drunks passed out in bar parking lots.

last night i went drunk rolling i made $2000

by josh 1 September 23, 2012

drunk booking

When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.

The act of being drunk and on facebook.

Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.

Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.

Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.

by nickybobby October 20, 2009

smart drunk

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.

Your such a smart drunk Jeff

by Deloss January 15, 2009