Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

Donkey Dangler

Referring to anyone that is just a complete tool, douche, or a dick.

"Somebody throat punch this donkey dangler to shut him up. He has no idea what he's talking about!"

by Darknessofman March 29, 2015

Costa Donkey

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.

Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"

by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008

waffel donkey

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up

my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear

by batmans cat October 15, 2009

Toboggan Donkeypunch

Same definition as Donkeypunch with the exception that it is performed at the top of a staircase, and when you deliver the punch, the giver pulls the receivers arms back and rides them down the staircase-like a toboggan.

"Your mom was giving me some attitude during anal, so I gave her a toboggan donkeypunch."
"I swear to god the next time someone tips 10% on a $500 tab, I'm going to toboggan donkeypunch their whole family."

by Chiqnfist November 11, 2011

Aids Donkey

When unable to locate the source of a sexually transmitted infection, it is presumed to have come from the Aids Donkey, usually a cock hungry emo slut, or rarely another self esteem challenged 20 something stereotype with the entire sexual history of a community tattooed on the inside of their ass.

Dude, where did you get that rash ? Oh dude it appeared after I screwed Amy Victoria, you know the Aids Donkey chick.

by BC Peppers December 26, 2011