Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.

"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"

by Molly Blue September 4, 2009

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam

I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam

by The Cronicle January 6, 2012

Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

by bluebear September 12, 2022