Scrubs Depression

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.

"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."

by Y4nton August 11, 2014

Nut Depression

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020

Byler depression

The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.

Omg! I just saw some byler edits and I have byler depression now.

by Byler shipper July 22, 2018

vsco depression

When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed

Damn, VSCO depression really hits me hard.
I know man, me too. I had to delete the app.

by Whatever in the mornin April 22, 2019

Summer depression

The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends

It is often seen through summer vacation

Not to be confused with winter depression

Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?

Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression

by Godlyaura February 10, 2019

runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016