Crystal Meth

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman's piece of art

Walter white: Do you want to make crystal meth with me
Jesse pinkman: Yes

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

crystalized meta

She is a self titled based entertainer known by Blair or Blairwitch or the BlairtheBitch using Crystal rock of quartz that is help her to get everything she wanted in life experience it the same way she was experiencing it spiritually with no delay. Boosted up 3 elements to make it someone who will be reaching her hand for you for the rest of her lives.
Being Blair Crystalized meta it’s the same person with different looks.

Working as blair or crystalized meta it’s still one person. Just ask her beautiful halo

by Blair and halo December 26, 2024

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal

-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave

by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017

Crystal

Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."

Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.

by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022