mint crystal

also called "cristaux de menthe" in the original language.
it's the fake crying and sadness used in a staged call-out video by an influencer.

The term originates from a video by the french YouTuber "Pierre Chabrier" , who used "mint crystal" to make himself cry.

A: "Did you see their response to the drama? They were crying so much, it seemed authentic."
B: "Let's wait for the other side to respond. I think it was mint crystal."

by kyrio February 1, 2025

Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman

Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.

by TroubledMD December 11, 2024

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

crystal chambers

Crystal chambers is usually the name given to people who resemble pigeons.

There is no direct link between the name and the animal/person, however, the animal usually resembles a pigeon or poodle hybrid.

Oh my god, that's a right Crystal chambers there.

by Bydjm07 March 9, 2024

Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.

He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.

by gdiz916 July 21, 2025