Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008

Crystal

She’s Humble, Loving, & spontaneous. Crystal is Loyal and caring. She isn’t afraid to give up everything for her loved ones. You can do her wrong many times and she will always be there for you helping you out in return. Her {Eyes} are mesmerizing honey and turn hazel at times you can easily get lost in them and fall in love. Surely {Unforgettable}. She is beautiful, stunning, kind girl that could make anyone in the world feel happy to just be around her. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun Nature. Easy to fall in love with. Super chill and the best to have a fun time with. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. Once she gets feelings for someone, she won’t stop thinking about them. She is usually quiet and shy, but around her friends she’s outgoing. When you compliment her, she’s always flattered, but doesn’t see it in herself. She is a great friend, and even better girlfriend, who will give a guy all the time in the world. If you have her never let her go. She has a passion for music and art and is in fact brilliant, though she may not show it. If you and Crystal are friends, you can trust her because she will not betray you. She has a guilty conscious, so she will try to keep everyone happy. She likes holding hands, and cuddles. Her fashion sense is unique, like her personality. Her faults are overthinking and being clumsy. Don’t betray the trust of her, though. If you have a Crystal, you are set!

“Aw really I love Crystal, she’s the best”
“I wish I had friends like her”
“wow, you’re a lucky man!”
“I wish I was dating a Crystal”

by Crystallinebee November 23, 2021

crystal chen

Crystal Chen is a girl who is extremely down bad and probably a stalker on the low. Crystal Chen is always shaking of fear of being cancelled and gets her phone taken away at 10pm.

Crystal Chen is getting her phone taken away by Kelly Chen

by leeheeseung November 21, 2021

Crystal Queer

When you are crystal clear about being gay.

Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.

by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019

Crystal Clear

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

by Death Menace May 28, 2023

Crystal

A beautiful light skin girl. She is a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, though chic who won’t take any bullshit, strong willed, dedicated, humble and crazy but in a healthy way, optimistic, adventurous. A woman who wants to change the world. She is wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!

Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.

She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.

Damn that girl Crystal is so fine 😜😜

by CT101 November 21, 2021

Crystal

Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."

Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.

by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022