Crusty sandwich 

when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again

Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?

Crusty sandwich by John Brennamand craig tourettes creighton July 29, 2007

crusty rusty 

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

crusty rusty by The Maze June 25, 2008

Crusty Salt Worm 

A fat redhead acting like a fucking dickwad on Spring Break.

You are a crusty salt worm.

Crusty Salt Worm by Dr. McMantooth March 29, 2009

crusty salmon 

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

crusty salmon by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

crusty toefuck by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004

crusty street punk

Mitch Chaos

Me: You're dirty.
Mitch: No, I'm a crusty street punk

crusty street punk by TFH August 26, 2003

Crusty Feral 

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

Crusty Feral by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012