crotch rocket

a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.
guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"
by leftnutbroken April 25, 2007
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crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.
I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!
by eda-skip October 16, 2021
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Square Crotch

A square crotch occurs when a woman who is usually slender, wears jeans that are way too tight. Where her uppers thighs meet the va jing jing, there is a wide open space you can see through.
Look at that Square Crotch, she must be a ho showing off her cooter like that!!
by turtle girl August 05, 2006
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Crotch Waffle

A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.
1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
by sallypothead December 17, 2003
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crotch dusting

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.
(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.
by Mattydreads December 09, 2008
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crotch lock

When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.
Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?
Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.
by ghudfhgos September 25, 2007
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crotch beard

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.
by Sjman March 06, 2009
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