crotch rocket

a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.

guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"

by leftnutbroken May 3, 2007

crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

Square Crotch

A square crotch occurs when a woman who is usually slender, wears jeans that are way too tight. Where her uppers thighs meet the va jing jing, there is a wide open space you can see through.

Look at that Square Crotch, she must be a ho showing off her cooter like that!!

by turtle girl August 4, 2006

Crotch Waffle

A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.

1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!

by sallypothead December 17, 2003

crotch dusting

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.

(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.

by Mattydreads December 18, 2008

crotch beard

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

by Sjman March 6, 2009

crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009