Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

crappie

the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.

-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.

-Damn, you are such a crappie

by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022

crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005

hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003

crapper

what you are when you dont like the following football teams:

Broncos
Colts
Jaguars
Giants

^^ Don't like em? .. ... .... CRAPPER!

by bbt179 January 18, 2008

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009