kmart cowboy
kmart cowboy by redneck101 November 22, 2013
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submissive cowboy
She put him in his place, riding him like the submissive cowboy that he was, while letting out a giggly 'yeee haaa!'
submissive cowboy by Seatty November 27, 2013
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Rhinhole Cowboy
A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
Rhinhole Cowboy by The Mumbling Manchildren December 20, 2017
Ægte Cowboy
To be a real cowboy or more specifically being a guy with a cowboy hat and a revolver, often a Magnum 45.
Ægte Cowboy:"I am a Ægte Cowboy and this is my cowboy stick" Then the Ægte Cowboy hits the nearest man (not a woman) in the head with his cowboy stick.
Ægte Cowboy by Den Ægte Cowboy May 15, 2019
Kenyan Cowboy
A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
Kenyan Cowboy by P3ppermint April 8, 2022
Suburban Cowboy
A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao
Suburban Cowboy by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022