pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert

jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety

by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

Unnecessary Concern

A person that puts a ton of concern on something that isn't related directly or indirectly related to them, this person is usually a pessimist and an overthinker (May or may not be thinking of multiple scenarios in their head).
After realizing their mistake they will usually feel stupid or guilty when it is revealed.

Person 1 : I'm gonna buy something from 7 / 11 wait here.
Person 2 : Ok
Person 2's Mind : (Someone's gonna rob the place and shoot him or maybe he trips and falls on his head on a sharp object)

Person 1 : I'm back
Person 2 : Fuck, I feel so stupid for worrying
Person 1 : Stop placing unnecessary concern on stupid shit

by just_a_guy_with_a_p3n1$ May 11, 2022

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Fake Concern

A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.

Spare me the fake concerns on social media!

by obsoletebill February 10, 2023