ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum

jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now

by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018

Andrew Cleaver

To be uncultured as shit, not knowing of anything in the world

Yo dude you are so Andrew Cleaver

by I’m more cultured then andrew January 2, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean

yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww

by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019

Posnack Creater

Has a small dick gang is fucking gay has no life and he can such his moms dick all he wants because imaging being gay

The posnack creater is a homo in many different ways like a type of faggatrons

by THE POSNACK CREATER September 16, 2019

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020