Clam Bandit

(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.

"Oh Laura, you haven't done your washing up again! You filthy Clam Bandit!...go to bed!"

by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012

Clam Bumpers

One definition of lesbians, (clam meaning vagina) insisting that the two women have sex by rubbing one of their vaginas against the others vagina.

Cindy and Martha love eachother, they are probably clam bumpers.

by leanna :) April 25, 2006

clam slamming

The female version of teabagging.

1) I am totally going to clam slam her while she's sleeping.
2) You guys going clam slamming on Sunday?

by bizzy mark March 8, 2008

Clam Chowder

After a long night of fuck-making sometimes the female may sit on the toilet the next morning and discover an oozing discharge of sperm and other fluids from her vagina.
the texture, smell, and taste is similar to that of chunky clam chowder.

Becky totally got railed by 4 guys last night, and this morning it looked like a cauldron bubbling over full of clam chowder!!!

by uh-ryan November 4, 2009

Clam

Used to describe a person with the sexually transmitted disease Chlamydia.

Also a make believe mythical creature who has battles with Mr Crabs

"I have Chlamydia therefore call me Clam"

"Lets Clam it on!"

"Release the Clams"

by sdmfmonkey September 18, 2012

clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

clam quank

A slang term for a queef.

Example 1: "Oh my god! I think Tabitha just clam quanked!"

Example 2: "That girl totally clam quanked on my dick last night!"

by Shasta Spoonberry October 19, 2011