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Claire

(Noun) A person; Relative to the Wooden Dildo and Psycho Leprechaun.
"I heard there is a Claire currently residing in Richmond, Indiana."
by TextFlexer February 25, 2023
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Claire

full of cancer,if you see her run away as fast as you can. Jks she is a nice person and she sucks at uno because a person named Madnoor defeated her four times in a row
Claire you idiot
by Claire died February 26, 2023
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Claire

a dumbass that ignores people that she doesn’t like because of their looks
wow she’s such a claire
by 929191 March 2, 2023
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Claire

Literally the best person ever, so cool. And if ur seeing this DONT QUIT BAND!!!!!
Dang, Claire is so cool.
by BananaSnake69 March 14, 2023
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Clair Obscur

It means "Clear Obscure" in English. So they are doing a Hym Iam sort of thing. And apparently the guy who did the score is some random teacher who was posting his music to SoundCloud that they hired (I learned this by way of SebbyWebz) and they KNOW the score is good. They are INSANELY HEAVY HANDED WITH IT! But it's brilliant.
Hym "I mean, if I'm being honest... Clair Obscur is THE GREATEST GAME THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!! There is no way it doesn't win an award for the story and best original score AND game of the year. It's impossible. It literally CAN'T happen. That... Not happening... Can't... Happen... Yes. That. It's the greatest. I'm fighting Simon now. I just hit lvl 99... Why would you do that? Why is he like that? It's nutz. You'll see. It's ridiculous. But the game is phenomenal."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
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Clair Obscur Expedition 33

The sole savoir of the French people in modern times
Dude, did you play Clair obscur Expedition 33? No what is that? It's a game made by French people who single handedly saved the reputation of French people.
by Egan08 May 28, 2025
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Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024
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