Crusty n' Dusty

A phrase used to describe modern teenagers.

Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"

by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016

christy lynn

Carries her heart on her sleeve
Unconditional lover of all things good & positive
Loyal
Dedicated
God-fearing woman
Intelligent
A handy woman (tinker)
A mother who adores who children
A friend to the end
A wife who holds down the fort

Christy Lynn loves to vacation in the mountains.

by Cristolite December 16, 2016

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

crusty coco

When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.

Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"

Ravi: gyrl you like what you see

some girl: ... why is it so flakey

Ravi: ...... ?

Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!

by thetriniway January 12, 2018

Crusty tuna

(CRUSTY TUNA)

That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA

Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!

by ND&DR June 25, 2018

Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018