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Chocolate Fever

When a girl/guy is obsessed/attracted to black people
That guy is so fine I think I got chocolate fever.
by ninabbyxx3 October 7, 2009
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Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.
by Chomtea February 17, 2007
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Chocolate Rose

A process that forms during the start of anal sex.

In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.

It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
by Aboriogoikas November 12, 2007
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chocolate chick

A hot black girl that you'd like to eat up.
Florida has a lot of delicious lookin chocolate chicks!
by Nickkkkk September 1, 2006
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Chocolate Chip Pancakes

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.
Austin: "I feel like pancakes."

Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."

Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."
by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007
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Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.
by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008
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