Chinese Guy

he's just the most chinese guy there is

chinese guy is sitting right beside me

by chinese guys classmate November 18, 2019

Chinese Dick

When you visit Vancouver and try to use the SkyTrain, but you’re in Metrotown and it’s feeding season for the rich Chinese, and you end up behind a large gaggle of slow moving, constantly jabbering, very well dressed 20 year olds who can’t speak English.

I left early for work but I was still late because so got stuck in a Chinese Dick.

I really wanted to get Cinnabon and a new headset but there was a huge Chinese Dick in the way so I just got A&W and walked home.

by BornInAfghanistan March 26, 2019

Chinese handcuffs

When an ucircumcised guy pulls his forskin over the head of the penis of a circumcised to induce pleasure.

I gave chinese handcuffs to this trick I brought home last night and he loved it. He said he'd never been with an uncircumcised guy before.

by PDXPACO July 14, 2009

chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification

"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."

by malice January 14, 2005

Chinese twin

Your underprivileged, third-world doppelgänger.

I saw an armless, cracked-out man that looked like me in a gutter and couldn't help but wonder if he was my Chinese twin.

by Side Scoop McGee July 19, 2013

chinese dicktrap

when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.

I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.

by shazznyeah February 7, 2009

Chinese Newyear

The act of wrapping fireworks around your penis and lighting them off.

In Jackass, Johnny Knoxville decided to do a Chinese Newyear.

by James Whithazee June 16, 2011