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Canadian Popsicle 

A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?

Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !

Alex- o_O

canadian jukebox 

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together
On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.

Canadian Dickwad 

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

Canadian Necrophiliac 

Fucking a frozen dead body after ice fishing.
I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
Canadian Necrophiliac by P Labs April 16, 2010

Canadian Conveyer Belt 

The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"

Canadian Cooler 

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
Canadian Cooler by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010