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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
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A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.
by Metromorpher February 4, 2010
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A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.
by sicksega February 5, 2010
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When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.
Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.
by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010
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an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history
by colber nation February 4, 2010
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