Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
Get the I can't fucking breathemug. This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022
Get the Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitismug. I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
Get the CAN'T JAMIMAmug. by 7568ino November 2, 2023
Get the I can't believe you looked that upmug. "Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
by Mawnster November 18, 2022
Get the Can't Teach Feelmug. When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017
Get the can't-can'tmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
Get the I can't talkmug.