butt-whisper

"Did you just butt-whisper?"
by marley1bone May 12, 2014
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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 08, 2012
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Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)
Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!
by Zootyscooty August 21, 2016
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Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.
"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."
by Dumbassquestions August 05, 2015
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Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end
That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt
by Sully2 May 04, 2017
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Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.
"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."
by Dalton_Road_House October 09, 2012
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butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
by ButtFuckingBillionaires March 08, 2016
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