Doing the Bennett

The act of running extremely fast past large groups of people , the act of lapping second place in a track and field race

When the cops pulled up to the party, I was doing the Bennett all the way out of the house.

by xxSCTxx April 17, 2016

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.

Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.

by TOTEMIR August 18, 2023

Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024